Newly signed D-backs starter Brandon McCarthy has one X chromosome and one Y chromosome. This is not in dispute. But as his wife Amanda tweeted on Friday, the DMV managed to get a bit mixed up on his new driver's license:
Something doesn't look right on Brandon's new license... twitter.com/Mrs_McCarthy32…
— Amanda McCarthy (@Mrs_McCarthy32) December 28, 2012
We don't know many 6-foot-7-or-taller women other than Liz Cambage, but then again, there aren't a ton of 6-foot-7 men out there either. This will probably get sorted out soon enough, but hopefully not before McCarthy has taken advantage of a few Ladies Night drink specials.

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