Baseball has no-hitteritis, and the Late Show Top 10 is the only cure.
Following in Phil Humber's footsteps, Jered Weaver chatted it up with David Letterman last night before reading the "top 10 signs you'll never throw a no-hitter."
What did we learn?
The Angels right-hander has never played a full game in a suit, he's not above the occasional Texas bow tie and it's difficult to throw a no-hitter while wearing a giant mascot head.

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